Total pages in book: 58
Estimated words: 56560 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 283(@200wpm)___ 226(@250wpm)___ 189(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 56560 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 283(@200wpm)___ 226(@250wpm)___ 189(@300wpm)
Leander was just jealous.
“Were you ever going to tell me that you didn’t remember my name?” Daddy didn’t sound any more grumpy than usual, so I took that as a good sign.
“No. I was hoping it would come up in conversation somehow.” I shrugged when he rolled his eyes. “Eventually, you’d have to introduce yourself to someone else.”
It was a good plan and had worked in the past, so his disbelief was completely unwarranted.
“I introduced myself when we first met.” He seemed very confident about that but I shook my head. “What do you mean?”
I was glad he didn’t just tell me I was being stupid or something, so I gave him a quick peck on the cheek. “You’re such a good Daddy.”
He rolled his eyes a lot, though.
“Don’t distract me.”
I was never going to promise that, so I just kept going. “I talked to all of you at least once before the job started but that was usually on the phone. I couldn’t match a face with a name. I even looked on your website.”
Leander said finding them through social media would’ve been stalking…I still disagreed with him on that, but I’d promised to let him be the final arbiter of anything that might land me in jail.
Again.
My job said stupid shit was an excuse I could only use once to get compliance off my back about the landing in jail thing.
“Our faces aren’t matched with names on the site.” Realizing that made my grumpy Daddy sigh again. “The woman designing the site said putting our faces on it too much would get us the wrong kind of clients.”
Hmm.
More women troubles…but I was going to ignore that as long as I got to keep him.
“And when you all get in a room, you talk over each other.” A lot. “The stories get confusing and no one ever finishes the story they started. Someone else always does. And do you know the only stories you tell about exes are about women? That’s confusing too.”
He paused, head cocking to the side. “We have worse taste in women than we do men, so there are more stories. Oh, and I’m supposed to confirm to you that we’re all bi. And cousins. Orlando wasn’t sure you realized that part.”
Orlando was the smartest…whichever one he was.
“You don’t know who that is, do you?” Before I could answer, he did it himself. “No. You don’t. He’s the baby cousin.”
“Oh, the one who giggles when I walk in.” Hmm. “I haven’t said anything inappropriate to him. Honest.”
Daddy gave me another very Daddy look. “I know you believe that.”
Hmm.
“I do. So I can’t be punished.”
What had I said to Orlando?
“We’re going to negotiate that later in the rules and limits conversation, but for the time being, I will agree with the not punishing you for being inappropriate with all of my cousins part.” Daddy had folded his arms across his chest, but there was something happy in his eyes that said he wanted to laugh.
“I’m just going to make sure you know that we both have to agree to rules and punishments, and I’m going to include definitions in there too.” Yep, that was going to end up being important in the long run. “So you need to really think about that inappropriate part.”
His lips twitched.
Oh, that was just as sexy as I’d imagined.
“Well, what do you think is important to consider?”
Hmm.
“I kept my clothes on around other people.” I’d kept my clothes on around him too, but pointing that out didn’t seem like it would be helpful. “I haven’t touched anyone’s grown-up places.”
Face cheeks didn’t count.
“I haven’t even complimented bulges or anything like that.” His family was all very well-endowed, though.
I only knew that because they wore their pants entirely too tight.
So if he was going to start getting nitpicky about my behavior, he was going to have to buy new pants.
“Those are very good points.” Daddy’s immediate recognition of my good behavior made me think he needed rewards too.
“And I didn’t even say the word sex toys around your cousins even though they stole my sex toys.” That had to count for a lot too.
Daddy’s hands came up in front of him and he automatically took a step back. “I had nothing to do with that.”
He wasn’t the steal a dildo type of guy, so I nodded…and moved forward again because he was suddenly too far away. “You are much more well-behaved than that. But I have not had my afternoon orgasm yet and it’s almost dinner. So that needs to get handled.”
One way or another.
Chapter 6
Enzo
My family always got me in the most ridiculous situations.
“Are you asking for help in finding your toys or are you asking for help with orgasming? Those are two very different situations.” Oh, and… “And was the comment about dinner factual or a prompt to ask you for dinner?”