Total pages in book: 147
Estimated words: 137135 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 686(@200wpm)___ 549(@250wpm)___ 457(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 137135 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 686(@200wpm)___ 549(@250wpm)___ 457(@300wpm)
RomanticSadist:
Sweet girl, I’d be honored to take that name, whatever it is. If it means that much to you, if I really give you the same positive feelings that character—essentially your perfect dream person—does, then I couldn’t want any other name more. What is it? I’m so curious now.
Oh, and heart rate my ass. Don't think I didn't notice you could've FULLY deep-throated AND were totally sandbagging your chick sucking abilities!
Well shit... that loses some effect with the typo 🤔
FUCK YOU, TECHNOLOGY
Sienna:
His name is Zen, Sir. Before I fleshed out the characters and started writing their books, I called him Zen in my head, because that’s what he felt like to me every time his voice would start talking to me. He gave me a sense of peace, of validation and calm. So, yeah. Zen.
*cackles
CHICK sucking abilities? Sorry, Sir. I’m strictly dickly.
And as I recall, my first lesson you ever taught me was if I show up looking all perfect on day one, then there's only one direction to go from there, Sir. Therefore, if I bust out all my best moves on Day 1...
RomanticSadist:
I fucking love it, little one. Zen. It embodies what I want to provide you, but at the same time sounds totally badass lol. Thank you, sweet girl.
So I will forgive the "Rude, Sir" outburst COMPLETELY… if you come clean about why you were so jumpy when I came near that precious pussy of yours.
HELL YES!! Ok, you just got HUGE points with that.
Sienna:
If you could've seen my face just now, Sir haha
RomanticSadist:
NOOOOOO very, VERY well played.
You let just enough skill through, but I didn't see the play.
At first, I thought it was so I would feel like I taught you. But I knew you’d know I wouldn't fall for that.
Sienna:
Gif: Rhianna putting on a crown
I feel so accomplished lol
RomanticSadist:
Gif: Wayne’s World. “I’m not worthy!”
Sienna:
Inside voice: oooooooh, God. This is gonna be so, so bad. SO bad.
RomanticSadist:
Hmm so based on this behavior, if you pretend to only take me a little in anal... I SHOULD BURY IT TILL MY COCK TOUCHES THE BACKSIDE OF YOUR TONGUE.
If your answer is anywhere NEAR "I dare you," I might faint.
Sienna:
Gif: Schitt’s Creek, Alexis. “Please don’t stress me out about this!”
I don’t know CPR, Sir.
RomanticSadist:
😳
Sienna:
Gif: “Don’t touch me there. That is my no no square.”
Ok, I'm having way too much fun with the gifs, Sir. Lemme stop lol
RomanticSadist:
I actually appreciate the gifs
Wait... so DON'T fuck your asshole?
Sienna:
But back to your question, Sir, before I apparently blew your mind better than your cock... 😈 I have a request for you to ACTUALLY BEHAVE when it comes to "the no-no square."
RomanticSadist:
Ok what the hell is a no-no square?
Sienna:
ANAL IS WITHIN THE PERAMETERS OF THE NO-NO SQUARE. So that would be correct, Sir lol
RomanticSadist:
You really DO have great tits btw
Sienna:
LMFAOOO! It's a song "Stop! Don't touch me there. That is... my no-no square." I think it's something they teach kids so they know adults don't go there. IDK.
Thank you, Sir. Interesting that compliment came up when I put the lower region off-limits haha
RomanticSadist:
The WHOLE lower region…
Or just the asshole?
😁
Sienna:
HOLY SHIT. It just dawned on me... you're the only other man to touch the tatas. All the ones before my ex got my sad little A-cups.
As you could probably tell, I had NO qualms with you going there, Sir. These bitches are AWESOME lol.
RomanticSadist:
You know, when you say it like that… it sounds like there was a LOT of other ones before your ex.
And yes, they really, really are. I'm looking forward to visiting them frequently.
Sienna:
Excuse me while I find a gif to accurately portray my reaction to your previous message, Sir.
RomanticSadist:
It's like even your intrusive voices had to step back and say “Ok, you’re making terrible decisions right now with this guy, but your tits are BANGIN.”
Sienna:
*offended gif
RomanticSadist:
Lol I almost chose that one earlier
Sienna:
EXACTLY. I got the best fucking surgeon on the East Coast. I know these things are phenomenal. But then my intrusive thoughts would be like "The best part about you is 100% fake." So there we have it, Sir. LOL
RomanticSadist:
Fake?!? Does your car run? Can you ride in it? It was man-made. Does that make it fake?
Sienna:
I 100% know how absolutely exhausting I am, Sir. I wish I could escape me. Trust me. LOL
RomanticSadist:
Perception is truth. I can touch, taste, smell, feel, fuck, and cum on your tits, which equals real to me.
Sienna:
haha! I prefer the "Yeah, they're real. Real expensive."
RomanticSadist:
Lol I haven't heard that in a while. Oldie but goodie.
Sienna:
Aaaaaand there's my Zen.
RomanticSadist:
I actually went back to see just how much of a brat your test says you are.
Sienna:
How is there not a gif of Bartok saying "That fell right out there, sir!" ???
RomanticSadist:
Seriously? Surely there is.
Sienna:
And what for?! There's been no sarcasm!! I actually felt pretty shy to throw out the "my Zen" and almost deleted it but said fuck it.