Total pages in book: 141
Estimated words: 141251 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 706(@200wpm)___ 565(@250wpm)___ 471(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 141251 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 706(@200wpm)___ 565(@250wpm)___ 471(@300wpm)
“Why not?” He shrugs, raising his brows.” I would.”
Seb smirks.
Spencer’s eyes widen all at once. “Oh hell, I didn’t tell you about Marie.”
Seb and I sip our beers as we listen.
“Okay, so you know how I’ve been seeing that flight attendant, Marie?”
“Yeah.”
“I started going around to her apartment a bit more, and it turns out she’s got this female flatmate called Ricky.” “Oh God, don’t tell me.”
I smile to myself. Spencer is the worst player I know. He can’t keep it in his pants for longer than five minutes.
Spencer smiles and winks. “Ricky’s fucking hot.” He shakes his head, as if the memory of this Ricky is making his mind foggy. “Like… stupid hot.”
Seb and I roll our eyes at each other.
We already know where this story is going.
“The other night, I was in bed with Marie, completely naked. She’s on top of me, and the bedroom lamp is still on...” He pauses to take a quick drink.
“Then all of a sudden, the door opens, and in walks Ricky, wearing nothing. Nude.” Seb and I glance at each other, both of us wearing a frown.
“She asks if she can join us in bed.”
“Where the fuck do you find these women?” Seb asks, indignant.
“I know, right?” I chuckle. “What did Marie say?”
He smirks and holds his hands out as he explains the story. "Marie asks me if I mind if her flatmate joins us. Apparently, Ricky hasn't had sex in a while and Marie hates knowing her friend is lonely."
I sit forward, my face creased with confusion. “Wait, so are those two fucking each other when you’re not there?”
Spence shrugs. “Fuck knows.” He sips his beer. “All I know is the next minute, I’ve got Marie riding my cock and Ricky sitting on my face.”
Seb and I laugh at the lucky son of a bitch.
Spence holds his hands out. “It’s like a fucking Tuesday, and there I am getting double pumped without any warning. I hadn’t even had a drink.”
I throw my head back and laugh louder.
“I fucked both of them, and then I’m dozing off in between them when Marie falls asleep first.”
“What happened?” I ask.
“Well, Ricky gets under the blankets and just starts giving me the best fucking head I’ve ever had in my life.”
Seb slaps his forehead, unable to believe Spencer’s luck.
Spencer’s eyes widen. “But I don’t know what to do, right? Marie is asleep next to us.”
“But you just fucked Ricky in front of Marie?”
“I know.” He shrugs. “But I had her permission that time. It felt weird with her asleep. I’m lying there getting head, doing a risk assessment in my mind of what Marie will do if she wakes up.”
Seb throws his head back and roars with laughter, holding his arm up to the waitress for another round of beers. "Only fucking you."
“Then Ricky asks me to take it to her room, which meant us not waking Marie.”
“Did you go?” Seb frowns.
“Yeah, and on the way there she goes to her handbag and gives me a blue pill out of a bottle.”
My eyes widen. “She gave you a Viagra?”
He nods, and Seb and I hoot with laughter. “What the fuck, man?” Seb cries. “What fucking chick carries Viagra around in her purse?”
Spencer shrugs. “I don’t know, but I took the blue pill. My dick turned into a rocket cock, and I turn into a porn star fucking her for six hours straight.” He holds his hands up. “Hands down, the best sex I’ve ever had. She is fucking insane, so hot. I fucked her every which way.”
I hold my glass up and wink. “To Viagra,” I toast. They smile and lift their glasses to tap against mine. “We should maybe try this shit,” I mutter to Seb, and he chuckles in response.
“Then I crawl back to Marie’s bed just as the sun is coming up. I have to go to work in, like, two hours, and I have a huge meeting with new investors at 9:00 a.m.” His eyes widen. “I can hardly fucking walk, my balls are blue and bruised.”
“What happened next?” Seb dares himself to ask.
“Marie wakes up.”
Seb shakes his head. “Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me?”
“Right?” I chuckle. “I want my new nanny to do this to me.”
Seb points at me. “You should totally tap that. How hot would that be, sneaking into her room at night?”
I nod as I sip my beer, my cock tingling at the thought. “God, I wish.”
Spence continues his story. “So, there I am, trying to die in peace and get in two hours sleep, cock throbbing in pain, when Marie decides to start sucking my dick, wanting more action.”
“She didn’t know where it’d been all night,” I say.
Seb winces. “Oh, I hate to think.”
I shiver at the thought.
“What did you do?” Seb frowns.
“I had to do what any self-respecting boyfriend would do.”