Total pages in book: 119
Estimated words: 114237 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 571(@200wpm)___ 457(@250wpm)___ 381(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 114237 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 571(@200wpm)___ 457(@250wpm)___ 381(@300wpm)
The nurse cleared her throat and said, “Mr. Carter has had trauma to his erect penis. He’s in pain and believes he might have a penile fracture.”
Roger leaned forward and smiled at the nurse. “I have to ask, are you single? Because the way you use the word penile is kind of hot.”
The nurse nodded and blushed as I let out a frustrated groan. “For fuck’s sake, dude! My dick is throbbing and my balls feel like they’re about to fall off, will you stop flirting with the nurse!”
I looked at the doctor and added, “I wasn’t erect, by the way.”
She nodded, and I had to give her credit, she didn’t falter with all the nonsense in the room. She kept her expression neutral. “Let’s take a look. Put on the gown while we step out.”
The nurse quickly turned and held the curtain open as the doctor handed me a hospital gown.
“You’re going to look at it?” I asked, my voice shaking more than I wanted it to.
The doctor gave me a stern look. “Mr. Carter, trust me when I say I’ve examined a penis or two in my time.”
Roger cleared his throat again and pushed the stool back some.
My eyes went to her name tag. “Doctor Turner.”
“Yes?” she asked.
“No, I was just reading your name. Um, just take off my shorts?”
“And underwear.”
I smiled. “I’m not wearing any.”
This time she smiled while one brow rose ever so slightly. I saw her cheeks color just a bit. “I’ll be back in a moment.”
She pulled the curtain shut and Roger laughed. “Dude, you’re fucking flirting with the doctor before she examines your cock. You think that’s wise?”
“Get the hell out of here, you idiot.”
“Hell to the no, this is classic. Of all the times I’ve had to sit with you in an emergency room for bullshit stuff, I am not missing the cock examination.”
I stood and glared at him. “I hate you.”
“Strip, little brother.”
“Turn around.”
He laughed. “Dude, I’ve seen your dick before. We grew up together, remember? Not to mention all the times I had to see it in the shower after football practice in high school.”
I felt my face constrict. “Why in the hell were you looking at my dick in the shower?”
“How could you not? All of our dicks were out, at some point you’re gonna see the dicks.”
With a sigh of defeat, I pulled my pants down, causing Roger to close his eyes and spin around in the chair. “Jesus, give a guy some warning before you flash him!”
After I put on the gown, I sat slowly and carefully on the table. I had to admit, the pain was starting to slowly go away. I was beginning to think the trip to the ER for a sore cock was a bad idea.
“It feels like it’s getting better…we could probably skip all of this.”
“Your voice doesn’t seem to be so high anymore,” Roger stated as he looked at a poster about flu shots on the wall.
I started to reply to him with a few curse words I saved only for him when the curtain opened again.
Why in the hell can’t I be in a regular room for this?
“I’m actually feeling a bit better,” I said to the doctor as she stepped into the small exam room.
Roger chuckled and mumbled under his breath. “I think you’re about to for sure.”
Dr. Turner glanced over to Roger. “Did you want your partner to stay for the exam?”
“Partner!” Roger and I said at the same time.
“Okay, hold up, I’m his brother, first off, so yeah, we’re not partners. And I’m staying for this entertainment because I’m sure to become the favorite son once I tell our father about all this.”
Dr. Turner looked at me. “Would you like for your brother to step out?”
“No, he can stay because I don’t want the story to grow more than it needs to. Get it, dude…grow?”
I stared at my brother in disbelief. The doctor pulled up a stool and sat down.
“Go ahead and stand while you hold your gown up,” Dr. Turner stated.
I stood, lifted my gown, and looked at Roger. Cold hands took one of my balls and I glanced down. My breath caught in my throat as I watched her gently roll my ball around in her hands. Her damn face was an inch from my junk. My eyes widened, and I shot a look over at Roger.
He was attempting to hold his laughter in while he pressed his fist to his mouth. As he looked up at me he said, “Dude, I think the story is most definitely fixin’ to grow.”
I closed my eyes and tried to think of anything other than the fact that a beautiful woman had her mouth inches from my cock. “I’m checking for lumps or any abnormalities,” she said.
I nodded, unable to say anything. It really had been a long ass time since I’d had sex.